Popular Sayings and Quotations for and about Men

quotesThere is indeed a seemingly endless supply of short quotes about men, some witty, a few cutting, and many inspirational. Below is our pick of the most popular.

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“As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.” ~ John Lennon

bullet multi color“It’s not the men in your life that matters, it’s the life in your men”. ~ Mae West

bullet multi color“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” ~ Billy Crystal

bullet multi color“A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job”. ~ Ella Harris

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“The only thing men are fast at is sex”. ~ Cherise Sinclair

bullet multi color“When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason”. ~ Molly McGee

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“Mommy mommy, what’s an orgasm ? I don’t know dear, ask your father”.

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bullet multi color“You educate a man; you educate a man. You educate a woman; you educate
a generation.” ~ Brigham Young

bullet multi color“Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish. You feed him for life” ~ Ancient Chinese proverb

bullet multi color“A man is not old until his dreams become his regrets” ~ Old English Proverb

MOCKING Quotes about Men

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“Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men”. ~ Frank McKinney

bullet multi color“If it can’t be fixed by duct tape or WD-40, it’s a female problem”. ~ Jason Love

bullet multi color“The only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys”.

bullet multi color“Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you”. ~ Mae West

bullet multi color“When it comes to hiding porn, every man is a CIA agent”. ~ S.A. Sachs

bullet multi color“If men had more up top we’d need less up front”. ~ Jaci Stephen

bullet multi color“Guys are like roses. You’ve got to watch out for the pricks”. ~ Author Unknown

bullet multi color“Men are like a deck of cards. You’ll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.”

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“Men should be like Kleenex…soft, strong, disposable.” ~ Cher

bullet multi color“Men are creatures with eight hands”. ~ Jane Mansfield

bullet multi color“Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition”. ~ Timothy Leary

bullet multi color“I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back”. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

bullet multi color“The best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.”

bullet multi color“Men are like chocolate bars. They’re sweet and smooth but head straight for your hips.”

bullet multi color“Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.”

bullet multi color“Men only have two faults, everything they say and everything they do”.

bullet multi color“What are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?” “Hold my purse”

bullet multi color“Why don’t men get Mad Cow Disease? Because they’re all pigs.”

bullet multi color“Men are like bank accounts, without money they don’t generate a lot of interest.”

bullet multi color“Few women admit their age…Fewer men act it.”

bullet multi color“Boobs are the proof that men can focus on 2 things at once.”

bullet multi color“Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.”

bullet multi color“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…”

bullet multi color“Once you’ve got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow”.

bullet multi color“A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction”.

bullet multi color“If it can’t be fixed by duct tape or WD-40, it’s a female problem”. ~ Jason Love

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Readers Comments

    Uncle Grumpy says:

    Men are like lino, lay them properly and you can walk on them forever.(Rosanne)

      Andy Aitch says:

      Nice one Uncle Grumpy! 😉

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